From Penny Arcade, a justification for why geeks love fantasy football:

It’s so, so true. Except that, even though I’m a geek, I’ve always loved football. And I even played sports in high school. (Wrestling, not football, but still, it’s a sport…)
From Penny Arcade, a justification for why geeks love fantasy football:

It’s so, so true. Except that, even though I’m a geek, I’ve always loved football. And I even played sports in high school. (Wrestling, not football, but still, it’s a sport…)
The best laid plans…
11Alive League: Engineer Doug J. still has LT and TO and is up by 14 points. I will lose.
Chesley’s League: Producer Alexander Q. is up by 80 points, and even with LT and the Patriots D still to play, there’s no chance I’ll come anywhere close. But I did predict that Alexander would beat me, so it’s not QUITE so painful.
Fraternity League 1: Final score — 155 to 88. I lose. He had AP and the Eagles defense, which together accounted for almost as many points as my entire team.
Fraternity League 2: Final score — 117 to 73. I lose. He had Drew Brees.
And, possibly worst of all… I was at the Falcons game, and the Dolphins lost 19-7… and it wasn’t even that close, with the Dolphins TD coming at the very end of the fourth quarter. At least I can take heart in the Dolphins defense holding a strong Falcons offense to only 19 points. Though it would’ve been 26 if Jason Elam hadn’t missed so many kicks. Seriously… what happened?
On the bright side, I’m up by 11 in my IDP league with LT still to play. He has a DB on the Patriots defense, which is a little worrying (I expect Trent Edwards to throw a lot of INTs), but I think LT will offset that.
I’m going to go lick my wounds now.

If Pierre Thomas is one of your starters, sit him this week: he's injured. (AP photo)
And you’ve had time to stew.
Producer Alexander Quince, during both the drafts he and I participated in, had this maxim:
Think long, think wrong!
That particular aphorism can be applied to lineups as well. Tonight is the first game of the season, and it’s likely either you or your opponent has one Steeler or one Titan playing tonight. If you drafted Chris Johnson, you’re wondering if you should sit him against Pittsburgh’s vaunted defense, perhaps starting Brian Westbrook and Ray Rice instead. Or maybe you have Santonio Holmes as one of your wide receivers and you’re worried that Wes Welker, who’s playing Monday night and is also on your team, might sit with an injury. Do you start Holmes, or do you gamble on Welker?
It’s enough to give even a casual fantasy player fits.
So don’t worry about it.
Go with your stars in week one. If you have Johnson, Westbrook, and Rice, you start Johnson and Westbrook, with Rice in the flex (if you have one). You don’t sit Johnson just because he’s playing a good defense. And you know how Bill Belichick is with injuries; Wes Welker will play on Monday — that’s five days away. Start Welker and whoever your #2 is (Ochocinco or Cotchery or whomever you picked), and let Santonio Holmes sit on the end of your bench.
I’m active in several fantasy football communities, and I’ve dispensed the same advice for the past week: start your starters unless they’re clearly ruled out. Obviously you don’t start Pierre Thomas or Marshawn Lynch — Thomas is injured and Lynch is suspended — but if you drafted McNabb as your starting QB, you don’t sit him just because Carolina’s got a good defense or because your backup (say, Carson Palmer) has a good matchup.
There are situations in which you want to play matchups — if your QBs are David Garrard and Joe Flacco, or if you went WR-heavy early and only have Kevin Smith, Darren McFadden, and Cedric Benson as your RBs. But if you have a well-balanced team, you start your starters in week one.
For reference, here’s my starting lineups in week one:
11Alive League:
QB: Jay Cutler
RB: Steve Slaton, Brian Westbrook
WR: Wes Welker, Hines Ward
Flex: Ray Rice
TE: Visanthe Shiancoe
D: Patriots
K: Jeff Reed
Bench: K.Walter, D.Mason, F.Jackson, C.Pennington, B.Celek, L.Betts, C.Henry(CIN)
Chesley’s League:
QB: Jay Cutler
RB: LaDainian Tomlinson, Brian Westbrook
WR: Wes Welker, Hines Ward, Kevin Walter
TE: Visanthe Shiancoe
D: Patriots
K: Kris Brown
Bench: P.Thomas, R.Rice, D.Mason, J.Flacco, D.Bess
See anyone on either bench that deserves to start over who’s already in there? My only question would be to possibly start Mason over Walter in Chesley’s league, but I have my reasons for picking Kevin Walter — specifically, he benefits from double-coverage against Andre Johnson, and if Johnson goes down, Walter will rarely face double-coverage.
There are compelling arguments for starting most of my bench players — Mason is a reception machine, Flacco has a great matchup, Rice (in Chesley’s league) also has an easy matchup, Fred Jackson is starting this week — but why start them over guys I picked sooner.
Everyone calm down. Start your starters. You’ll be happier in the long run.
I’m in one IDP league, and it’s a doozy. While you pick a team defense in most leagues, in this league you pick an entire defense — ten defensive starters. It adds a whole new angle to drafting.
You’d think so, anyway.
Drafting out of the fourth position, and with Peyton Manning as my keeper, I didn’t draft a defensive player until the 11th round or so — Justin Tuck, DE-NYG — and then didn’t draft any more defenders until I was satisfied with my offensive players. Unless your IDP league rewards defensive play with overly-heavy scoring, don’t waste a high draft position on an IDP. There are just too many good defenders.
My defensive squad:
DB: Chris Gamble (CAR), Troy Polamalu (PIT), Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie (ARZ), Quintin Mikell (PHI)
LB: Curtis Lofton (ATL), Ernie Sims (DET)
DL: Justin Tuck (NYG), Ray Edwards (MIN)
DL/LB: Terrell Suggs (BAL), Mathias Kiwanuka (NYG)

Baltimore Ravens DL/LB Terrell Suggs. (AP photo)
Like with a regular draft, you can’t get superstars at every position. The guys I picked highest were, in order, Tuck, Polamalu, and Suggs — one at each position.
You probably won’t be in many leagues like this. However, there are tricks to drafting good value at IDP:
IDP leagues can be really interesting, and they add a cool wrinkle to fantasy football. Just don’t overvalue your IDP.
Fantasy football is not about your favorite teams. It’s not about your favorite players. It’s not about who played at what college or who used to be on which squad. It’s about one thing:
How many fantasy points will a player get you?

Don't hate. (AP photo)
I’ve been a Dolphins fan all my life — since before Marino was on the team. I particularly despise the Patriots, and I don’t much care for the Cowboys either. But that won’t stop me from drafting Wes Welker, Tom Brady, Marion Barber, or Nick Folk. And even though I’m a fan, I’m not going to automatically draft Pennington, Ronnie Brown, Ted Ginn, or Anthony Fasano.
I do have a token Dolphin on all my teams — usually a receiver taken in the last round or Chad Pennington as my backup QB (he has favorable matchups midseason) — but I don’t go out of my way to pick anyone I actually like.
On Tuesday night, drafting with my fraternity brothers, I couldn’t help but shake my head in dismay as two extremely-capable fantasy footballers made statements I simply could not understand:
Homers and haters tend to miss out on great players because they can’t see themselves drafting Cowboys, or Giants, or Patriots, or Jets, or Steelers, or Bengals, or any of the other 26 NFL teams they really love or really despise. And it’s a huge mistake they’re making. Pass on Marion Barber because you’re concerned about his time-share, or draft Santonio Holmes because you think he’ll be a legitimate deep threat. But don’t draft with your heart. You’ll lose every time.
In Chesley’s league, I drafted 12th (of 12). In this league: Producer Ben Mayer, technical gentlemen of awesomeness Tyrone B. and Wesley A., assignment editor Kendra Mackey, show producer Rich Hardwick, Meteorologist Chesley McNeil, engineer DB Miller, Shawn Hoder of the CIA, show producer Alexander Quince, former director Ronnie Smith, reporter Matt Pearl, and myself.

I predict Ray Rice will be my key to victory, and that he'll be a late first-round lock in 2010. (AP photo)
Here’s how I drafted, and my analysis, with round numbers in parentheses:
QUARTERBACK: Jay Cutler (8) — I’m amazed he fell this far, and was very pleased to get him this late.
RUNNINGBACK: LaDainian Tomlinson (1) and Brian Westbrook (2) — Just call me Mr. 2007. I believe LT has enough left for one more great year, and Westbrook, as I said previously, is Westbrook.
WIDE RECEIVER: Wes Welker (3), Hines Ward (6), Kevin Walter (7) — Given that this is a WR-heavy league, I really should’ve drafted WRs sooner, but I’ve got four starting RBs (note my backups, below) and I’m sure I’ll be able to trade at least one of them.
TIGHT END: Visanthe Shiancoe (9) — Same issue as with the other league.
DEFENSE: New England Patriots (12) — A better place to draft them. Not as much of a run on defenses. This league really rewards takeaways, and the Patriots are awesome at that.
KICKER: Kris Brown (13) — Given how highly the Texans scored last year, I predict good numbers all around.
BACKUPS: Pierre Thomas (3) is better than Reggie Bush in non-PPR leagues, though I think I took him too soon. Ray Rice (5) is a steal in the 5th. Derrick Mason (10) will be great for my bye week. Joe Flacco (11) will be a serviceable backup, especially in week 5 when he plays Cincinnati. Greg Camarillo (14) was my flyer pick of the draft; it looks as though he and Davone Bess will split #2 duties, but Camarillo is the veteran in a group that includes Ted Ginn Jr and I’m more likely to pick a veteran when it comes to WR.
FINAL ANALYSIS: I give myself an A- in this draft. I needed to pick WRs sooner, and better ones. Lesson learned. This league will be tougher, but I still think I’m in the top half of teams. Maybe even the top third.
For reference, I’m going to call this league, the one where I have Westbrook and Slaton, the “11Alive” league. I’ll call the other one “Chesley’s league” — Matt Pearl may be the commish, but Chesley set it all up while he was on vacation. Matt, feel free to ask me to change it.

It amazes me that Brian Westbrook fell to me in the second round in two drafts. (AP photo)
Yesterday was the draft for the 11Alive league. I ran it for two years, but this year it’s being run by show producer Rich Hardwick. My last official duty was making sure the draft went smoothly, and I think it did. In this league: our former webmaster, Paul Ossmann (team run by his son Grant), Ted Hall, Tiffany from sales, photojournalist Jon Samuels, Doug from engineering, Shawn Hoder from the CIA, 6pm producer Alexander Quince, web producer Michael King, myself, editor/photographer Drew Kwederas, and show producer Rich Hardwick.
I drafted 10th (of 12). My team — and my analysis, with round selections in parentheses:
QUARTERBACK: Jay Cutler (6) — I may have taken him a tad early, but I was certain he wouldn’t fall to me and he was in my second tier of QBs. Very pleased to see he’s developing a rapport with Greg Olsen.
RUNNINGBACK: Steve Slaton (1) and Brian Westbrook (2) — Slaton was the best available at the time, and I look for good things from him as being pretty much the sole RB in Houston, and Westbrook is Westbrook: great when he’s in there, but only good for 12 games in a season. I only hope that he has his injury troubles early.
WIDE RECEIVER: Wes Welker (4) and Hines Ward (5) — My personal draft philosophy is to take #2 receivers on teams with a superstar #1 so they reap the reward of the other guy being double-covered. Hines Ward is a notable exception, but he’s always dependable and I never balk at drafting him. Welker was the second receiver I targeted after Reggie Wayne, but there was no way Wayne would fall to me in the 3rd or 4th, which is where I targeted receivers.
RB/WR FLEX: Ray Rice (3), Kevin Walter (7), and Derrick Mason (8) — I plan to start Rice most weeks unless the time-share in Baltimore gets too complicated. Walter and Mason really are backup WRs more than anything else, but Walter benefits from the Andre Johnson factor and Mason is a great safety valve for Flacco given Todd Heap’s injury issues. I noticed he wasn’t even drafted in either of my leagues this year.
TIGHT END: Visanthe Shiancoe (9) — I know I took him too early, but there was a run on TEs and I was targeting Shiancoe because of the Favre factor.
DEFENSE: New England Patriots (11) — I think they’re a great second-tier defense, and I’m shocked they’re not ranked higher given their penchant for takeaways.
KICKER: Jeff Reed (16) — It seems like most of my team is off in Week 8, but Reed is a very dependable kicker, and that’s all I care about.
BACKUPS: Fred Jackson (10) will probably be a good option while Marshawn Lynch is suspended, and he may be more valuable later if Lynch can’t get into a rhythm. Chad Pennington (12) plays the Jets in week 5 (Cutler’s bye week), and I look for him to do his usual serviceable job there. Brent Celek (13) is, in the words of Drew, “the sleeper pick of the draft”, and Drew was wicked pissed when I drafted Celek just before he did. Ladell Betts (14) looks to be the third-down back in Washington, and Portis has been known to have injury issues. Chris Henry (15) is challenging for the #2 receiver spot in Cincinnati, and with Ochocinco there, he has the propensity to get free for long catches.
FINAL ANALYSIS: I give myself a B+ in this draft; I would’ve wanted to draft one more starter/heavy-committee RB than I did, and I shot myself in the foot with bye weeks, but overall I think I have one of the top three teams in this league.

I'm not drafting this guy in the first round, but I know SOMEONE will. (AP photo)
This year, I’m in two leagues: one run by show producer Rich Hardwick, and one co-run by meteorologist Chesley McNeil and reporter Matt Pearl. The draft order was picked yesterday.
I got last.
For the first time in my entire fantasy football career, I’m picking last in the first round.
According to ESPN’s most recent rankings, the 12th player to be taken should be Drew Brees. Ahead of him: Andre Johnson, Frank Gore, Larry Fitzgerald, LT, Chris Johnson, DeAngelo Williams, S-Jax, Matt Forte, MJD, Turner, and AP. Now, I’m not under any circumstances taking a QB in the first round. I’m sure someone will, but it won’t be me.
The question is: who will fall to me at the 12th (and 13th) picks? The people in this league know their stuff, so I’m not planning on seeing Johnson or Gore taken in the first round. If I want a top-flight RB in the first round, my pickings will likely be pretty slim — I’m thinking Steve Slaton, maybe Gore, Marion Barber, and Brandon Jacobs. Of those guys, I know which one I’m targeting.
My saving grace might be that there’s some Eagles fans playing in this league, so Westbrook is likely to go earlier in the first round than he probably should.
Once I draft both 11Alive leagues — the other one drafts Sunday afternoon — I’ll talk a little more about my draft strategy, but for now, I have to figure out who my 12th and 13th picks are going to be… and who I’m going to target when the serpentine comes back around to me at the end of the third.
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